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Letter From the Webmaster!
Hello everyone and welcome to another fun and informative newsletter!  First of all we would like to say Happy Birthday to our Nephue Nathan!  Happy Birthday to youuuu!  Happy Birthday to youuuu!  May you have many more.
Did everyone have a great Easter this year?  Well we had a very quiet Easter this time because work got the best of us and we had to work through  the Holiday.  We still managed to get in some good holiday meals though!   ha ha ha!  
Now that Easter is over we have to get ready for Mothers Day this month.  For those of you who need a reminder...... Mothers Day is May 14th.  Don't forget.
Now that the warmer weather is here, the smell of the neighbors grills are sending me in hog heaven. hahahahaa - I really love this time of the year and theres nothing that we like better than BBQing.  Just this week we decided to go and get ourselves a new gas grill.  We got it all set up and then we headed to Sams to buy the large quanity of meats.  We were so excited that we slapped about 4 different meats on the grill and had ourselves a feast to crisson our new grill.


Yesterday Stephen and I took a day drive down to Panama City Beach. The weather was just beautiful and we ate outside on the back porch of the Treasure Ship Restaurant. I think they call it Hooks Grill & Grogg. They have a website so you can click on it and see their menu. Its mostly Caribbean Cuisine. If you've never been here, its really neat!  You can sit out on the back of the Pirate Ship and watch the fishing boats come in with their catch.  Stephen and I both ate blackened Mahi Mahi and it was absolutely deeeeelishious! Here's a picture of the Restaurant below.
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Restaurant Review







The Treasure Ship is a majestic 200-foot long replica of a 17th century Spanish galleon. These ships served both the Spanish who looted the New World in the 17th and 18th centuries and the pirates who in turn looted the Spanish. They were known as Treasure Ships for they brought cargo worth millions to their respective sovereigns...... Click on the ship to finish reading about it.
This Restaurant is located in Panama City Beach Florida.

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Fun Pirate Pages
Well while were talking about Pirate Ships and such.......let me tell you about our Pirate Pages in our website! I'm real excited about it because I have always been interested in Pirate FolkLore and it was really fun for me to design the pages. If you like Pirates as much as I do......then go to our "Pirates Home" and have a fun time reading all that we've added. We plan on adding more information to this section later on as we do more research on the subject. Right now we have a section on "Pirate Facts", and a section on the Food that Pirates ate. We even have some actual recipes and drinks that you can try!

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The new games that I added to the site this month are......
1) The wacky smart mouth Kangaroo game called Hangaroo. Its fashioned after
the old Hangman game..... its a lot of fun to hear the Kangaroo talk.
2)  Click-n-Slide - This is puzzles and you have about 30 different ones to choose from. I've been having problems with this one loading though.
3) Ask Guru Joe - The kids really love this. It's not really a game I guess. Do you remember the old 8 Ball where you asked it a yes or no question? Well this is just like that except its Guru Joe that you ask. Its really cute.
4) Bubble Trouble - It's amazing just how popular bubble games are! There are hundreds of them out there and they keep designing more of them!
5) Word Lab - This one is for those of you who like word games. I'm terrible at them myself but I had to ad to the site for those who were asking for it.

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Updating Headline News!
Now, we have always provided current headline news on our site because this is something that everyone asks for. People enjoy sitting down to our pages on a Saturday morning with a nice hot cup of coffee while reading the news.
Below are some of our Updating Content Pages.
Which means......the information on these pages update and change all the time.
WAVES OF READING
Waves-Of-Reading
Entertainment News
Current News Headlines
Music News Headlines
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Food News Headlines
Drink News Headlines
Fishing News
Today In History
Newsletter Archives
Daily Comics
Recipe-of-the-day

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Stephen and I both are really big E-Card Senders and I have been looking the Internet Over for a site that I could sign up with so we could offer E-Cards for our readers. I finally found one and we now Offer Online E-Cards that you can send to your family and friends! Please feel free to go browse our
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May CALENDAR of Events









ITS NATIONAL MONTH OF?
American Lung Association Clean Air Campaign Better Hearing and Speech Month
Mental Health Month
Allergy/Asthma Awareness Month
National Good Car Keeping Month
National Strawberry Month
Foot Health Month
National Physical Fitness and Sports Month
National High Blood Pressure Month
Arthritis Month
Better Sleep Month
Correct Posture Month
Older Americans Month
National Barbecue Month
National Bike Month
National Mine Month

ITS NATIONAL WEEK OF?
Music Appreciation Week
International Pickle Week
National Family Week
Teacher Appreciation Week
National Photo Week
Be Kind to Animals Week
National Transportation Week
All-American Buckle-Up Week
National Teachers Day- always the Tuesday of the first full week in May

ITS NATIONAL DAY OF?
1 - May Day, Law Day
3 - Holocaust Remembrance Day
3 - International Tuba Day
8 - International Red Cross Day
12 - Limerick Day (Edward Lear's birthday)
13 - Astronomy Day, Native American Day
16 - Biographers' Day
18 - International Museum Day
21 - Armed Forces Day
25 - National Missing Children Day


UPCOMING FOOD HOLIDAYS:

May is: National Asparagus Month
           National Barbecue Month
                          National Chocolate Custard Month
  National Egg Month
              National Hamburger Month
        National Macaroon Day
    National Salad Month
    National Salsa Month
              National Strawberry Month

May 7 - National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 - National Coconut Cream Pie Day
   May 9 - National Butterscotch Brownie Day
                    May 10 - National Shrimp Day
                    May 11 - National Mocha Torte Day
                    May 12 - National Nutty Fudge Day
                    May 13 - National Apple Pie Day
May 14 - National Buttermilk Biscuit Day


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MAY LAUGH TIME!
JOKES
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, AJ, 5, and Jeremy, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait'". The two brothers looked at each other......then AJ turned to his younger brother & said,
"Jeremy, you be Jesus!"
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This woman's husband was cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman went on with her life hating her ex-husband. One day she found a beautiful lamp lying in the streets. She picked it up and rubbed it a little bit. Suddenly, a genie popped out of the lamp! The genie said that it would grant her 3 wishes & that with every wish her husband it get the same thing only double!
So, the woman thinks of a first wish...
"I want to be rich!!!"
So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich!
So, the woman thinks of a second wish...
"I want to be beautiful!!"
So, the woman became beautiful, and the husband became twice as beautiful.
"Okay", the genie says. "This is your last wish so be careful what you wish for!"
The woman thinks real hard and finally comes to a decision.
"I want you to scare me HALF to death!!"
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We all love a good laugh so don't miss reading our joke pages.
Jokes | Cow Jokes | Coffee Jokes
JOKE CENTER

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RIDDLE
We're 5 little items of an everyday sort, you'll find us all in A Tennis Court.

What are we?
answer at bottom of page

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MYSTERY
The Case of the Stolen Computer
It was a marvelous summer morning when the phone rang. At first I thought it was a prank call because his voice was muffled as if done on purpose.
"Meet me at your rancher," the muffled voice said.
James Bell was greatly puzzled so he decided to go find out what the strange voice wanted. While he was on the phone he had the call traced. To his surprise the call was made from James Bell's guest house! James planned to go there immediately.
When James Bell got there he was surprised to see that his Apple note pad 2000 (small computer) was not where he left it. James searched frantically, but there was no sign of the Note Pad. It must have been stolen!! James was so shocked that he ran out of the guest house and ran smack into a fleeing man. James was stunned for a moment, but the stranger just apologized and kept going. James Bell continued up the path to his rancher.
When James Bell got there he saw a man sneaking out of his rancher and into a neighboring rancher. James Bell went over, rang the door bell and waited. After a while a man came to the door.
"Hello, how may I help you?" his neighbor asked.
"Hi, I was wondering if you saw the man that was just at my rancher?" James asked.
I am sorry I was upstairs in my bedroom the whole time and it has no windows on your side
"Well I can see that it has no windows. Now why are you hiding the stranger who was in my guest house and took my Note Pad 2000.

How did James Bell know that his neighbor was lying?
Answer at bottom of page

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FUN FACTS
Coca-Cola was originally Green!
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- Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
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Did you know that Americans eat on an average of 130 lbs. of potatoes each- a year? Wow!

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Gone-ta-pott Humor
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You know your life has gone-ta-pott when?
When you reach down and snack on potato chips that you find lying on the floorboard of your car.
You know your life has reallyyyy gone-ta-pott when
you fight the ants for it!

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We have to tell you about our Cousins Website!
The Udder Goat Soap
We made a leader page to give you a preview of it.
They have a lot of great pics of their goats too!
Click on the goat to go check it out.




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WEBMASTERS
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RECIPE
Now you know we always provide our readers with a wonderful mouth-watering recipe before we end our newsletter. This months pick is ....
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SEAFOOD CROISSANTS
These croissants make a quick and tasty snack or serve them as a starter to a main light meal. Maybe even make it part of a crab boil!

Preparation: 15 minutes
Cooking: 5 minutes
Calories per serving: 345

For 4 Servings
4 large croissants
1 large tomato, cut into 4 slices
100g (4 oz) fresh crabmeat or a 175g (6 oz) can, drained
50g (2 oz) Cheddar cheese, grated
3 tbsp mayonnaise
1 tsp lemon juice
few drops Tabasco
paprika (optional)
lettuce leaves and tomato slices, to serve

Preparation
Cut croissants in half horizontally. Toast cut sides lightly under grill. Put a slice of tomato onto bottom half of each croissant. Mix together the crab, cheese, mayonnaise, lemon juice and Tabasco. Divide mixture between croissants, spooning onto tomato slices. Put back under the grill for 2 - 3 minutes until filling is lightly browned. Sprinkle with paprika, if using, and top with the other half of croissants. Serve at once with lettuce and tomato.

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THE END
Thanks Again everyone for reading our
Online NewsLetter. We hope you enjoyed it enough to return again next month to read our next one.
Have a Great Day!

The Answer: to the riddle is :: The 5 vowels A E I O U
Answer to last week's Mystery:
James Bell knew that his neighbor was involved in the theft of his computer from his guest house and was hiding the stranger in his house because he lied when he said that he was upstairs in his rancher because a rancher has no upstairs












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