At one time there was a group of women who formed Women's Petition Against Coffee (WPAC). That was in London in 1674. They complained that their men were always at the coffee houses, and not being at home as needed during domestic crises.
Just give me the coffee and no one gets hurt.
Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?
A morning without coffee is like sleep.
Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.
Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills. - Marc Price
Good coffee should be black like the devil, hot like hell, and sweet like a kiss. - Hungarian saying
Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
Coffee: creative lighter fluid. - Floyd Maxwell
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and as sweet as love. - Turkish proverb
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
To drink is human, to drink coffee is divine!
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
A morning without coffee is like something without ... something else.
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
Instant coffee takes too long.
Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.
Espresso - just our little way of free-basing coffee.