coffee_quotations

Coffee Quotations:

Just give me the coffee and no one gets hurt.

Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills. - Marc Price

Good coffee should be black like the devil, hot like hell, and sweet like a kiss. - Hungarian saying

Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Coffee: creative lighter fluid. - Floyd Maxwell

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and as sweet as love. - Turkish proverb

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

To drink is human, to drink coffee is divine!

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

A morning without coffee is like something without ... something else.

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.

Instant coffee takes too long.

Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before.

Espresso - just our little way of free-basing coffee.

Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system.

Everybody should believe something. I believe I'll have more coffee.

I make serious coffee. So strong it wakes up the neighbors.

Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos, mathematician

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich.

Ambidextrose: Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand.

"Bother!" said Pooh, as he put the coffee in the microwave.

Coffee : break fluid

Nancy Astor (to Winston Churchill): "Sir, if I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee." Winston Churchill (in reply): "Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it."

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. - Flash Rosenberg

Forever : Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.

Oops... Mental Note: Get coffee colored shirts.

Death Before Dishonor - Nothing Before Coffee