A crayfish on the shore of Leech Lake
A crayfish on the shore of Leech Lake
Joel Sartore/National Geographic Image Collection
29 in. x 21 in.
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.Where are most fish found?
Between the head and the tail!

What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A herring aid!

What do fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening!

How does an octopus go to war?

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row!

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

What bit of fish doesn't make sense?
The piece of cod that passeth all understanding!

What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
A fish tank!

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!