Halloween is fun for the young and old alike.
Halloween Jokes are a favorite thing for children to remember and tell. Most Halloween jokes are very short which makes it really easy for a young person to remember. Listed below are a few of our all time favorite jokes that you can teach your little goblins.
Note: Some jokes listed here are for adults.
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- Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? Anywhere he can boo-gie.
- Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? Because he was all bite and no bark.
- What type of dog does every vampire have? A Bloodhound!
- What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.
- What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie.
- Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? He has a bat temper.
- Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? At the casketeria.
- Why did Dracula take cold medicine? To stop his coffin.
- Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? Because he had no body to dance with.
- What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? Dead ends
- Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
- What is a vampires favorite holiday? Fangsgiving
- What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? Ghoul-aid!!!
- What do ghosts say when something is really neat? Ghoul!
- Why can't the boy ghost have babies? Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
- What's a monster's favorite bean? A human bean.
- Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? Because he didn't have a haunting license.
- What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed.
- Who was the most famous French skeleton? Napoleon bone-apart
- What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
- When does a ghost have breakfast? In the moaning.
- What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
- What do witches use in their hair? Scare-spray.
- What instrument do skeletons play? Trom-Bone.
- What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.
- What did the skeleton say to the vampire? You suck.
- Which building does Dracula visit in New York? The Vampire State Building.
- Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
- What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? Wrap!!!!!
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