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The Finals
A gorgeous blonde named Judy was seated for her final exam which consisted of Yes and No answers. Staring at the sheet, she took a quarter from her handbag. She then started to toss the coin and mark the answer sheet, Yes for heads and No for tails.
Thirty minutes later Judy had finished the test, although the rest of the class was still sweating it out. Towards the end of the exam period, Judy frantically began to flip the coin again. Seeing this and being concerned, the moderator went over to her desk and asked if she was alright.
"Oh yes, fine thank you. I finished the exam a half hour ago. I'm just going back through and checking my answers," Judy explained. 
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Spay and Neuter
The Best Thing You Can Do For Cats!
By Anne Moss

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Anne Moss owns and manages several large cat related websites, including TheCatSite.com and Meowhoo.com. For cat advice, please visit these sites and post your questions on the The Cat Forums. You can also read Anne's advice for webmasters on her webmasters resources website – 4NetNeeds.com. You may use this article in your website, provided that you publish this resource box along with the article, leave it intact and make sure that the names of the websites mentioned are clickable and lead to the right place.
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This months Game Fun!

We created this simple game just for our readers enjoyment and it's only found on our website.  We have been shocked at how many hits this simple game gives our site.  It only takes a couple of minutes to play but its loved by everyone.  We forgot to put the link in one of our previous newsletters and we received many emails saying..... "Heyyyy where did the Picture Pair Game go!"  ha ha ha ha!  So from now on we are making sure the link is included in all of our newsletters.  Our readers tell us that they look forward to playing this little game and it's turned out to be a very popular page for such a simple game!  
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Send FREE Online Greeting Cards to all your friends & loved ones!
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Craft & Hobby Guides!

I am absolutely crazzzzyyyy about crafting!  I'm forever surfing the Internet to read anything and everything I can find about the subject but to my disappointment the Internet doesn't have that many guides available for purchase.
Anyway, here's a few that we did find.  $ Have fun reading.


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Work From Home Income Opportunities!

Each month we read as much as we can about making a living from home with the Internet.  We do this because we ourselves are trying to build a following to our site so we can make a nice return from all of the affiliate programs that we belong too.  Each and every little check that you receive in the mail will add up to more money than you think in time.  (smileeeee)
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Gone-ta-pott Day!

          Tell us the short but true story of your best, (or should I say worst) Gone-ta-pott Day!  What is a Gone-ta-pott Day?  Its a day where absolutely nothing went right at all.  A day thats just
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Author: Pamela Svoboda
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If you do not have a website to advertise and you are one of our readers checking out this page..... You too can be part of the fun!  Just email us your worst "Gone-ta-pott Day."   We will not charge you at all because you would not be adding a clickable link.  We would still want the Authors information.  Name and where your from. This is what makes our newsletter fun.  Everyone can be a part!

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Let me tell you about one Christmas morning. We have 2 children-- age 8, age 10. The kids asked Santa to bring them their very first bikes. Well Santa placed all of the toys around the tree and 1 bike. Santa forgot to bring in the second bike from his hiding place.
~My day had gone-ta-pott when I heard my 8 year old crying because Santa forgot him. :(

After that we had a christmas dinner to go to. My wife is know for being the best cook in the family so everyone looks forward to any dish that she makes.
~My day went to pot when- while packing her casserole in a box I dropped it and it spilt all over the floor. My wife quickly had to make a pot of instant potatoes because she couldnt show up empty handed. What frowns were on everyones face when the lid was lifted to see instant food!

It was storming outside Christmas morning and the yard was a muddy mess. While loading up the kids and food and gifts to go to the christmas party....I knew my day had gone-to-pott when while in my rush I slipped in the mud and fell...dropped all the beautifully wrapped gifts I was loading.

Needless to say my wife was pissed off. Not only had I made my son cry but I distroyed the food. I dropped the gifts in the mud. I even soiled my new pants that my wife gave me for christmas.

Top this Gone-to-pott day!
Jerry -United States


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